stonebender | (no subject)

You know how some spam has a hunk of text at the beginning of it? Sometimes its material grabbed from a novel. Sometimes its a bunch of quotes or some random block of words that make no sense at all. I like to read them every once and awhile. I try to figure out where the text came from or enjoy the more random ones as found art. Here's one I read this morning that really tickled me. I especially liked the apartment building sentence. Here it is cut and pasted as found.

Any vacuum cleaner can non-chalantly make love to a chain saw around an eggplant, but it takes a real mastadon to teach a temporal roller coaster. A bowling ball inside the tape recorder hesitates, and a smelly apartment building feels nagging remorse; however, the feverishly cosmopolitan avocado pit brainwashes the fashionable bowling ball. A blithe spirit over the blithe spirit is hairy. Furthermore, the plaintiff living with a demon earns frequent flier miles, and a tripod of the defendant inexorably brainwashes the bowling ball over an oil filter. If the senator gives a pink slip to a Eurasian fundraiser, then a rattlesnake from a carpet tack hesitates.