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Current Music: "All Systems Go", Box Car Racer

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Like my new live journal layout? The ever beautiful and sparkle-ly

serenejournal helped me revamp things. I wanted red and white to fit in with my homepage. Red and white are Xango colors. She also added some nifty new user pics. My favorite right now is the one I'm using with this message. I also really like the new Xango pic she found. It's much more in line with my personal Xango.

She also changed my emoticon guys. Whatever they call those fellows that go along with my mood. I'm feeling pretty good about the place now.

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*blush*

Oh, and I changed the icons because the bouncing was making me queasy. ;-) (I can change 'em back if you want.)

I like the Dragons better than the bouncy aliens.

Oh, good. :-)

Very spiffy. Nice userpic, too. (-:

Even if it is misleading? I mean, everyone knows gimps don't/can't have sex, right? ;-)

Heh. That's not what *I* hear...

Who's been spreading evil rumors??

Evil rumors? I'm quite happy with that particular rumor being spread far and wide. :-)

*giggle* Everyone knows I'm a slut, dear. Ergo, everyone knows I wouldn't be dating you if you didn't put out. ;-)

A slut who uses words like "ergo". *swoon*

God, you're easy. ;-)

*smile*

Well, in the immediate instance, I'd have to say "the two of you."

But I have additional data points, as well. (-:

Can't pull the wool over *your* eyes. "Everyone" knows gimps are asexual. Apparently my lover is the one exception. ;-)

We had fun, um, challenging that assumption when we were hanging out in Berkeley in January. Public snogging between a gimp and a fat chick? Unheard of!

Yeah, well, "everyone" knows gimps don't dance, either.

Tell that to the charming paraplegic who pulled me into his lap for a truly dazzling wheelchair waltz at a fancy-dress ball a few years back. (-:

Ah, lovely memory.

stonebender and I were saying that no one would believe that when we say we mattress-danced, we're not using sex-euphemisms. :-) (We danced while non-prone, too, but the mattress dance was very fun.)

Ya gotta watch us gimps. We're perpetuating the asexual myth, so we can take advantage of the "surprise" attack. While the object of our affection is unaware. :-)

Additional data points? Do tell! :-)

Well, there's my pal Terry, who's fathered four children since acquiring gimp status. All in the, um, usual way.

Further than that, the deponent sayeth not, fearing to transgress the bounds of decorum. (-:

Well now I'm even more intrigued. :-) However, in the interests of decorum the deponent may step down.

I like it. It's garish, yet readable.

Thank you. That's me, garish but readable. :-)

By the way, which pic do you want to be the default on your journal page? Right now, it's the head shot. (heh, heh, she said "head shot")

How about the "gimp stud" for awhile?

Done. :-)

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