Hyperbole? I thought it was called a nipple shield. :-)
Seriously, I find it amazing that all of this effort is being expended over a tit (albeit a lovely and well-decorated ti) when the Super Bowl was filled with advertisements that were hinting about sex. From the Levitra ads showing that if you take their drug you can throw a football through a tire (and, really, what lover doesn't what her partner --because Levitra would never be prescribed to gay or bi men-- to please her by throwing a football through a tire?) to the substitute penises that Gillette and Cadillac are offering (no, they aren't razors or cars, you silly person: these are devices that will transport you to the magical land of Getting Laid By The Beautiful People!!!!).
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Date: 2004-02-02 10:31 pm (UTC)Seriously, I find it amazing that all of this effort is being expended over a tit (albeit a lovely and well-decorated ti) when the Super Bowl was filled with advertisements that were hinting about sex. From the Levitra ads showing that if you take their drug you can throw a football through a tire (and, really, what lover doesn't what her partner --because Levitra would never be prescribed to gay or bi men-- to please her by throwing a football through a tire?) to the substitute penises that Gillette and Cadillac are offering (no, they aren't razors or cars, you silly person: these are devices that will transport you to the magical land of Getting Laid By The Beautiful People!!!!).
It was just a decorated tit. Sheesh.
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Date: 2004-02-02 11:45 pm (UTC)