Hardly ever

[stonebender]

Snatched from kightp

You know the drill:
Put an "X" before the things you've never done
Put an "_" before the ones you have
Add one more "I never" to the end of the list.

I wasn't going to do this one and

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
[X] I never have been to Japan
(X) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(_) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(_) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I've never had sex in a hot tub/whirlpool
(_) I've never played Dungeons & Dragons
(_) I never finished my degree
(_) I've never attempted suicide
(_) I've never been gambling

Comments

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

I think you're mistaken on one of these. :-)

[stonebender.livejournal.com]

Wanna clue me in?

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

:-)